I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

I DID A FUNNY PRANK ON MY NEMESISISIS (HE IS MAD)

Today I was feeling very boredamento so I decided to burn down my nemesis's restaurant. like a normal person.

MAKING THE FUNNY and DISTRACITON

So I have my guy on Gamejolt so i started fucking with him haha (see below)

pmo pmo icl icl

Then while he was raging I set bozo place on fire with a fame thower.

he was very angru and called the police on my ass even tho he fucking DESERVED IT!!!! i know he wsa the one who reported me to thge helth inspectors for NO REASON!!! ts actually pmo.

ANYWAYS THE POLICE CAUGHT ME SO IM SPENDING 5 WEEKS IN JAIL

me in fucking jail like a cool ass bitch

sumone pay my bail pls its only $6000 and theres rats in here🙏🙏🙏

usually I owuldn't have problems with rats bc after all I used to make the tacos at taco cabana out of them and serve them in the beef tacos for extra flavor (which is a hcv somehow) but these ones were fucking cooking food n shit in the toilet like motherfucking ratatouille ass motherfuckers how the fuck

rataouille mf ass rat mf mf mf mf

maybe if I reopen taco cabana one day... maybe I'll hire these guys..."

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