I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

IMPORTANT!!!

soooo apparently theres another taco chain that call themselfs "Taco Cabana" sooo i can't call my defunt restaurant that anymore...

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how am i supposed to compete with these guys they're hte real deal they even have real shrimp tacos!!!

shrimp taco :(

i mean i had shirmp tacos at taco cabana el midgetos taco shack but it wasnt shrimp it was roach meat (one of 2967 health codes violations i got for some reason >:/)

so yea idfk what 2 do abt this but if i keep calling MY taco cabana taco cabana, THE BIG tacocabana might sue me for defamation or sum idfk

just another example of big taco getting their way...

give me some ideas for a new name in the comments.

im thinkgin "EL MIDGETO'S TACO SHACK" but it doesn't reall matter because its out of business.

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