I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

ABT ME!!!

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so what's up guys, i'm el midgeto. i made this site bc i've always had a little too much time on my hands ever since my old restaurant got shut down so i wanted to learn html and shit. obvi theres not a lot for a guy living in a cardboard box to do except torment his EVIL rival and make shit. Speaking of my restaurant

TACO SHACK

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i ran this place called taco cabana el midgeto's taco shack for a while. it was a mexican restaurant (even though im panamanian but whatever) and it was pretty good. unfortunately my DESPICABLE rival ANTHONY FROM THE BURGER PLACE ACROSS THE STREET sicced the Department of Business and FDA on my ass and they shut down my place for NO FUCKING REASON! i'll give you a list of some of the things they cited me for and you can decide whether or not these are completely normal restaurant activites (because they are)

-Substituting rat meat for beef (for flavor)
-massive roach/rat/mystery infestation (not an infestation i was farming them for ingredients)
-substituting roach meat for shrimp (for flavor)
-purchasing of narcotics (ok they got me there)
-distributing narcotics in food (to get customers to come back for more)
-unsanitary conditions (because of the black mold in the walls)
-asbestos in the ceiling (how the fuck was i supposed to know)
-lead in the water (for flavor)
-and more BULLSHIT that doesn't fucking matter

so now i live in a cardboard box next to the ruins of my former fucking glory, but its a good life since my rival is literally right acros the street so i can probably kill bro whenever i want.

THINGS I LIKE

tv shows

-dexter
-brooklyn nine-nine
-the rookie
-fallout
-severence

video games

-tf2
-fallout 1/2/new vegas
-minecraft
-roblox
doom 1/2/2016

CURRENTLY WORKING ON

-a bomb to blow up ANTHONY'S BITCH-ASS RESTAURANT.
-ts website
-making a yt channel
-mapping WADS for DOOM
-pokemon ruby nuzlocke

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