I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

hello mfing world

myname is el midgeto and im the former owner and founder and mascot of taco cabana midgetos taco shack.

Emphasis on FORMER because some BOZO decided to report my restaurant to the Health Code people and they served me with exactly 2679 violations>:(

deth

now theres no guarantee who did it but it was most obviously my RIVAL and the VILE EXAMPLE OF MALICE AND EVIL who owns the burger place across the street from tacocabana EMTS, ANTHONY ANCHOVI.

evil man :)

ANYWAYS I'm gonna post funny shit on here like pranks I pulled or jokes lmao

Dunno whatelse to write so yeah! if you wanna know more abt me go HERE

me in my box home.

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