I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin. I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

WHAT'S UP BITCHES

I'M EL MIDGETO, FORMER OWNER/FOUNDER/MASCOT/RESIDENT FUNNY MAN OF

TACO CABANA

Emphasis on FORMER because some BOZO decided to report my restaurant to the Health Code people and they served me with exactly 2679 violations>:(

FUCK YOU ANTHONY ANCHOVI >:(

^^^FUCK YOU ANTHONY, YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, IF YOU'RE READING THIS SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE AND CHOKE ON A LEGO >:(((

Handsome man :)

ANYWAYS I'm gonna post funny shit on here like pranks I pulled or jokes lmao

Dunno whatelse to write so yeah!

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